My 2016 Wish List

  • Reinstate Glass-Steagall
  • Regulate derivatives
  • Outlaw hedgefunds
  • Take away everyone’s guns, except the police and military.
  • If we can’t outlaw guns, ban assault riffles.
  • Outlaw criminals from owning guns.
  • If you really want to own a gun, you can only have access to ammunition at a firing range. 
  • Abortions are free and easy to obtain.
  • Universal healthcare
  • Bernie 2016!
  • Lock up Alan Greenspan until he dies for crimes against humanity.

That’s it. That’s all I want.